timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

consultivedetectiveintraining:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

too far.

one-fandom-more:

chyertis:

maahamburger:

what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you 

you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

The world needs feminism. Before objecting this idea see that the term ‘feminism’ means equality among EVERYONE not just women.